Diet feast

During a get-together
at my sons house, he had prepared quite a feast. In spite of the extra

pounds Id gained the previous winter, I forged ahead and loaded my plate.
"Dad !" he said, eyeing my repast, "I thought you were
on a diet."
"I am!" I replied, "But I need all of this to give me
the strength to go on."

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