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Yo mama is so fat…

she walked in front of the tv and i missed a two hour movie

every time she turns around its her birthday

the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

i swerved around her and ran out of fuel

people run around her for marathon practise

i roll over 3 times and im still on the bitch

the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales

when she got on the scales it said one at a time please

when she tried again it said no live stock please

she gets a group discount at weight watchers

when she tried sunbaking, greenies started jumping around her yelling save the whale, save the whale

shes got more rolls than a bakery

her belt size is equator

she has her own gravity pull

when a bulldozer ran in to her she said who threw that pebble?

YO MAMAS so stupid…

she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

it takes her 3 mins to cook 2 min noodles

YO MAMAS so poor…

when she was kickin a can down the street and i asked what ya doin? she said movin house

she hangs the toilet paper out to dry

when i was at her place i asked wheres the toilet? she said pick a corner

when i was at her place i asked whats for dinner? she stuck her foot on the table and said corn and jam

YO MAMAS so old…

when she reads the bible she reminices.

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