Yo mama is so fat…



she walked in front of the tv and i missed a two hour movie





every time she turns around its her birthday





the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs





i swerved around her and ran out of fuel





people run around her for marathon practise





i roll over 3 times and im still on the bitch





the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales





when she got on the scales it said one at a time please





when she tried again it said no live stock please





she gets a group discount at weight watchers





when she tried sunbaking, greenies started jumping around her yelling save the whale, save the whale





shes got more rolls than a bakery





her belt size is equator





she has her own gravity pull





when a bulldozer ran in to her she said who threw that pebble?





YO MAMAS so stupid…





she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death





it takes her 3 mins to cook 2 min noodles





YO MAMAS so poor…





when she was kickin a can down the street and i asked what ya doin? she said movin house





she hangs the toilet paper out to dry





when i was at her place i asked wheres the toilet? she said pick a corner





when i was at her place i asked whats for dinner? she stuck her foot on the table and said corn and jam





YO MAMAS so old…





when she reads the bible she reminices.