The local bobby had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

You just wont believe what happened this evening love, in all my years on the beat Ive never seen anything like it.

Oh yes dear, what happened?

I came across two lads down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.

Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!!! What did you do with them?

Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off.

In the words of the immortal Mr Basil Brush – BOOM BOOM!