(This joke was stolen from Paul Therouxs Picture Palace and Theroux
probably got it from somewhere else before that.)

Old lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing
himself in the next building.

Dispatcher: Well be right over, lady.

(Five minutes later at her apartment.)

Officer: Which way, lady?

OL: This way officer, hes still shamelessly baring himself.

Officer: Where is he, lady? I dont see no naked man.

OL: Oh, you have to look through this telescope.

Ken