An Ebonics X-mas The Night Befo Crizmus

Wuz da night befo Crizmus An all thru da hood Everybody be sleepin Dey was sleepin real good



We hunged up our stockins An hoped like all heck Dat ol Sanny Claws Gonna brang us our check



All of da fambly Wuz layin in beds While Thunderbird wine Danced thru dere heds



I dun passed out on ze flo Right nex to my maw When I heared such a fuss I thunk – it mus be da law



I looked out thru da bars What could I now do I was spectin the sherrif With a warrent for sho



And what did I see Made me say, Lawd look at dat Dere was a huge watahmelon Pulled by 8 big ass rats



Now ober all da years Sanny Claws he be white But it looks like us bros Get a black Sanny tonite



Faster dan a po lice car My homeboy he came He whupped up on dem rats As he called dem be name



On Leroy, On Roosevelt On Virvus, On Willie On Yolanda, On Crayola On Kiesha, and Nefrotilly



An ol Sanny landed dat watahmelon Out dere in da street I knowed it fo shu Da damnest ting I eber did seed



Dat black Sanny didnt go down no chimbly He picked da lock on my do An I sez to myeslf Shit – He dis befo



He had did big bag Full of prezents I speck Wif Air Jordans and fake gold To wear roun my nek



But he left no prezents Jus started stealin my shit Got my guns, got my crack Eben my burglers kit



Wit my shit in his bag Out da windo he flew I sho woulda chased him But he got my knife too



He jumped on dat watahmelon Wit out a hitch He wuz gone in a second That son of a bitch



So nex year I be hopin A white Sanny we git Cause a black Sanny Claws Jus aint worf a shit!