Wuz de night befo Crismus



An all ober de hood



Everybody wuz sleepin



Day wuz sleepin good.



Everbody wuz sleepin



all tight in they beds



Whilst Thunderbird Wine



Danced in they heads



I was passed out on de flo



Right next to my Ma



When I heard such a fuss



I thinked It must be de law!!



I looked out tru de barz



dat covered my do



Spectin de sherif



with a warrant fo sho!



Now ober de years



Sanny Claws, he be white.



But it lookin like us bros



got a black Sanny dis night



Now what I did see



made me say LAWD Lood at dat!



It was a huge watermellon cadi



pulled by dwarf rats



Faster than a po-lice car



True de air he came



an whupped up on dem warf rats



an called emm by name.



On Leroy, on Kendrick,



On Jontarious Lee, on Falacious



They was a sight to see



He didnt go down no chimbly



-just picked de lock on my do



An I says to myself-



Shit! He done did befo!



He had a big sack



full of presents I spect



With Air Jordans and Fake Gold



to go round my neck.



But he didnt leave any presents



-just started steelin my shit



He got my drugs, my stoled guns



an even my burglars kit!



With his sack on his back



Out de winder he flew



I sho woulda catched em,



but he stole my knife too!



He jumped on dat watermelon cadi



and pulled out a switch



He was gone in a second



dat son-of-a-bitch



I sho hope nex year



a white Sanny we git



Cause de black Sanny Claws



jus aint wuf a shit!