22
Jan

Elephant With Thorn

An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in

her foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So the

elephant says, Help me, help me. But the ant refuses unless the

elephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way with her.

Replies the elephant, Anything! Anything!

So, out comes the thorn and up gets the ant and proceeds to enjoy

himself. Meanwhile, in a tree directly above them, a monkey, who

witnessed the whole episode, was in knots of laughter. Consequently

he fell out of the tree on top of the elephant.

Says the elephant: Ouch!

Says the ant, in his own little frenzy: Suffer BITCH, SUFFER!!!

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