Excessive Demands

A farmers wife was at her lawyers getting advice about a divorce.

He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones.

How do you mean?

Well, Mr. Jones, says the farmers wife, this morning I was looking at the chickens, when he crept up behind me and had me from behind!

Chickens? Mrs. Smith, I didnt know you kept chickens.

We dont, Mr. Jones, we were at the Safeway supermarket!

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