There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great friends. During college, they had a great time. Anything that was going on, they were always right in the middle of it. When they graduated, however, they each went their own separate way.

Two or three years later, they ran into one another on the street. They were very happy to see each other and, during the conversation, one of them asked the other what he was doing for work.

Im an undertaker, responded the friend. That doesnt sound like you. During college, you were always the one looking for excitement.

There is plenty of excitement in this racket, said his friend. Just the other day, I got a call to pick up this stiff in a hotel room. When I entered the room, he was laying there on the bed, stark naked, with a huge erection. I didnt want to take him out like that, so I took a hanger from the closet, and gave it a good swat… You want to talk about excitement! I WAS IN THE WRONG ROOM!!!