08
Nov

Faux Fun–groaner deluxe

JUST FAUX FUN

Can you loan me faux dollars ?

What faux ?

To buy faux diamonds.

What do you need with faux diamonds ?

I have sixteen, but I need faux more.

Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds ?

No, just twenty, not twenty-faux .

You CANT be faux real ! Besides, I dont have faux dollars.

Thanks faux nothing !

Why do you REALLY need faux dollars ?

Well, its faux pas.

And why does pas need faux dollars ?

Cause Ma SPENT all of his !

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