Finding The Car

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. What the heck are you doing ? he asks the drunk. Im looking for my car, and I cant find it. he replies. So how does feeling the roof help you ? asks the puzzled manager.

Well, replies the drunk earnestly, MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!.

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