12
Jan

First snow, then silence.This thousand

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
My Novel not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Errors have occurred.
We wont tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again

The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

Servers poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may
enter this system.

This site has been moved.
Wed tell you where, but then wed
have to delete you.

wind catches lily
scattring petals to the wind:
segmentation fault

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software cant bridge

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

No keyboard present
Hit F1 to continue
Zen engineering?

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document youre seeking
Must now be retyped,

The ten thousan

Most viewed Jokes (20)