Forget the meaning of life…

Forget the meaning of life…were stuck on these questions!:

Do pediatricians play minature golf on Wednesdays?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If all the worlds a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If youre born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it called tourist season if we cant shoot at them?

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