Frankfurter
A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis.
The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it.
Well, the patient said, I live in a trailer court. A gorgeous buxom creature lives in the trailer next to mine.
I used to peek into her trailer and I saw that she had a habit.
Each afternoon shed take a frankfurter from her refrigerator and put it in a hole on her trailer floor.
Then shed sit on it and have a ball.
She nearly drove me crazy. So I got a bright idea. One day I got under her trailer and when she slid the frankfurter into the hole, I slid it out and slipped my penis up through the hole.
She sat down on it and everything was great until there was a knock at the door.
And then? said the doctor. Aw hell, the patient explained.
Thats when she tried to kick it under the stove.
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