Funny Business Signs

Quirky Business Signs

* On the door of a dental office: We cater to cowards!

* On a plumbers truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

* On the trucks of a local plumbing company: Dont sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

* Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

* Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

* In a veterinarians waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

* Door of a plastic surgeons office: We can help you pick your nose!

* On an electricians truck: Let us remove your shorts.

* In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

* On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.

* At an optometrists office: If you dont see what youre looking for, youve come to the right place.

* In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. Well wait!

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