Ever since Lutherans stopped discriminating against gays in the church, things are a little different.

Recently, the Lutheran church service was under way and they pasted the collection plate. When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and asked whom ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate to please stand up.

A gay man stood up and announced that the donation was his. The preacher told him, Since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymns. Excitedly, the gay guy looked around and started pointing, saying, Ill take him, him, and him.