Getting Even

The President is meeting with Saddam Hussein regarding the recent crisis. They are meeting in Husseins Baghdad capital, and halfway through the meeting Hussein hits a button on his armrest. A fake arm flies out and hits Clinton in the face.
A little while later he hits another button and Clinton ducks, only to be kicked in the butt. A while later, this happens again. Clinton is angry, calls a break, and they decide to meet again later, in Washington.
When Hussein comes to DC, they sit in Clintons office. A few minutes into the discussions, Clinton hits a button, Hussein ducks, but nothing happens. A few minutes later, Clinton hits another button, Hussein ducks again, but still nothing happens. This happens a third time, and Hussein, by this point, is angry and paranoid.
He gets up and shouts Enough of this! Im going back to Baghdad!
Clinton looks up and displays a funny-looking smirk to the Iraqi leader. Then quite calmly replies, What Baghdad?

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