A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They are both really depressed. The man asks the woman why shes so down and she replies, My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed.

What a coincidence! he said, My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed too.

So they start talking and they find that they have much in common so they decide to go to the womans apartment and have kinky sex. When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable. She comes out of the bathroom with a tight, black leather outfit with a whip, handcuffs, a strap- on cock, and a 12 inch studded dildo. Then she hurries into the kitchen and comes out with Tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Then she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is walking towards the door.

Whats going on?

, she asks.

I thought you wanted to get kinky?

He turns around and says, I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. Im all done.