Getting Out of a Ticket

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmens Ball.

He replied, Highway patrolmen dont have balls.

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what hed just said.

He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.

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