A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?
No, I stopped drinking years ago, the bum said.Will you use it to gamble?I dont gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay live.Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?Are you NUTS! I havent played golf in 20 years!The man said, Well, Im not going to give you two dollars. Instead, Im going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife. The bum was astounded.Wont your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know Im dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.The man replied, Hey, man, thats OK! I just want her to see what a man looks like whos given up drinking,
gambling, and golf!