26
Nov

God is a big NASCAR fan!

An avid church goer and NASCAR fan died and went to heaven. Upon entering, this person noticed pro driver Alan Kulwickis race car, and asked St. Peter about it. St. Peter said Alan was in heaven and his car was on display.

Walking a little further, the man sees Davey Allisons car. Once again he inquired to St. Peter about it.

Davey Allison is also in heaven. In fact, Gods a BIG NASCAR fan, so when drivers die, their race cars get put on display.

Walking further, the individual came upon Jeff Gordons #24 Chevrolet – the phenomenal kid who is breaking every record on the racing circuit. At this sight, the new heaven dweller panicked!

Oh, No! St. Peter, Jeff Gordon was about to win the Championship this year, and you mean to tell me he has just died?!?

No, no, St. Peter chuckled, Thats Gods car. He lets Jeff use it on weekends.

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