Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the
fence. Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely
asked, What are you up to there, Tim?

My goldfish died, replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, and Ive just
buried him.

The neighbor was concerned, Thats an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isnt
it?

Tim patted down the last heap of earth, and then replied, Thats because hes
inside your freakin cat!