A husband and wife were watching the news on television: The devastation
at the World Trade Center; the videos of people from different countries
around the world crying with Americans over events of the past few weeks;
reporters updating attempting to analyze political strategy; and
President Bush making speeches.The wife turned to the husband and said, You know, I thank God every
night that Bush is our President. I feel so safe knowing he is our
leader and that he will do the right thing. He is doing such a wonderful
job.The husband turned red in the face, gritted his teeth, clenched his fists
and screamed…JUST SHUT UP, TIPPER!