Good News Bad News

A man walks into a doctors office and the doctor says to him, Ive got some good news and some bad news.

Tell me the good news first, the patient says.

The good news is that your penis is going to be two inches longer and an inch wider,the doctor replies.

Thats great! says the patient. Whats the bad news?

The doctor says, Its malignant.

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