Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first one said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered. I think librarians are the easiest, said the second. When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically. The third surgeon said, I prefer to operate on electricians. Their organs are color-coded. Youre all wrong, said, the fourth. Lawyers are easiest. Theyre heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and asses are interchangeable.