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Sep

Good to be chemist

REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST

– All the coffee and pocket protectors you could want!

– Clark Kent style safety glasses

.- Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances.

– The opportunity to deal with irate clients asking where are my results?

– Because its pHun 🙂

– Access to 100% pure ethanol

– Knowing how to completely dissolve the bodies of your enemies

– You never have to worry about what youre doing on Friday night (Youre working in the lab)

– Permanent goggle marks cheaper than a tattoo.

– You wish to be blamed for all faults in the environment.

– ditto for cancer

– You are adept at poverty cooking

– You prefer to get your course credits the hard way

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