Guy goes to a doctor and says, Doc, youve got to help me. My penis is
orange. Doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he
can check. Damned if the guys penis isnt orange. Doc tells the guy,
This
is very strange. Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of stress
in a persons life.

Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, How
are
things going at work? The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks
ago. The doctor tells him that this must be the cause of the stress. Guy
responds, No. The boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of
overtime every week and I had no say in anything that was happening. I
found a new job a couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, Im
getting paid double what I got on the old job and the boss is a really
great guy. So the doc figures this isnt the reason.

He asks the guy, Hows your home life? The guy says, Well, I got
divorced about eight months ago. The doc figures that this has got to be
the reason for all of the guys stress. Guy says, No. For years, all I
listened to was nag, nag, nag. God, am I glad to be rid of that old
bitch.
So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.

He inquires, Do you have any hobbies or a social life? The guy replies,
No, not really. Most nights I sit home, watch some porno flicks and
munch
on Cheetos.