Happy to know you

One day, a line of people were waiting for the bus at a busy bus station. At the front of the line was a very attractive blonde woman dressed in a black business vest, white blouse, leather skirt, and high heels.

As the bus pulled up and opened the door, she went to board it, but found that her skirt was too tight for her to raise her leg to the required height. Looking around and thinking quickly, she reaches behind her and unzips the zipper on the back of her skirt a little and then tries again.

Again, she finds that she cannot maneuver the step, so once more she reaches behind her and unzips her skirt a little more. With a smile, she looks at the bus driver and tries to board again. With disappointment, she finds that she still cant step that high, and so with exasperation and a sigh, she unzips her skirt the rest of the way down. To her amazement, her leg still will not reach the bottom step.

Finally, Morris, a big guy behind her gently grabs her by the waist, lifts her up, and places her on the bus. The woman turns to Morris and furiously says, Who do you think you are? To touch my body in that way? I dont even know you!

Non plussed, Morris looks at her and replies, Well, sweetheart, after you unzipped my fly da third time I thought we were already pretty good friends.

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