Harvard vs. Yale (vulgar)

[NOTE: For those who are not aware, two of the oldest American Universities that are long-standing rivals are Harvard and Yale.]

At the Yale-Harvard football game, a Harvard man was horrified to see a Yaley leaving the mens room without washing his hands.

At Harvard, he said haughtily, we learn to wash our hands after urinating.

At Yale, the other retorted, we learn not to urinate on our hands.

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