10. Did anyone think about bringing a couple of
umbrellas?

9. Hey, there are more than two flies in here!

8. Wasnt someone supposed to put two shovels on board?

7. OK, whos the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on
board?

6. Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!

5. Dont Make Me Pull This Ark Over And Come Back There!

4. No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!

3. And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out.

2. Nice Doggie!

AND THE NUMBER ONE THING OVERHEARD ON NOAHS ARK…..

1. Are We There Yet?