Heart transplant

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.

The doctor said, We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use. One is a young, healthy athlete who died in an automobile accident. The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died in his private plane. The third is an attorney who just died after practicing law for 30 years.

Ill take the lawyers heart, said the patient.

After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did.

It was easy, the patient replied. I wanted a heart that hadnt been used.

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