Help me…Im hooked!

Is there a 12 step, support group, or such?

For those of us folks who chat on line too much?

If there was a group, I would like it just fine,

Except that it probbly would be here online!

Are there therapists here? I think I saw some.

Its got me, its got me, its power is AWESOME!

Its my new computer, Ive had it one week,

Now I look in the mirror and I see a real geek.

Or maybe a geekess, but I see the signs.

Please help me, please help me, please get me offline!

Or better, please Email a burger and fries,

Cause Im staying ONLINE, at least til I die!

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