Hershey Bars

This pirate had a parrot and all it every said was Polly wanna cracker. One day the parrot was sitting on the pirates shoulder and it kept saying Polly wanna cracker, Polly wanna cracker.

The pirate said, This is your warning. If you dont shut up, Im goin to flush you.

The parrot said, Polly wanna cracker, Polly wannna cracker.

The pirate said, Thats you being flushed. So the pirate flushes the parrot and the parrot sings Floating down the river on a Hershey Bar.

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