Holy Humour – Bible Quiz

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone else was liquidating.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A. That would be Pharaohs daughter, who went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

A. Ruth-less.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A. Samson; he brought down the house.

Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out of their garden?

A. They raised Cain.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. He said, Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?

A. David; he rocked Goliath to sleep.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.

Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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