Honey, i want a divorce

A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel.

Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, Honey, I know weve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce.

The wife says nothing, but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.

He then says, I dont want you to try to talk me out of it, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend, and shes a better lover than you are.

Again the wife stays quiet, but speeds up as her anger increases.

I want the house, he insists, pressing his luck.

Again the wife speeds up to eighty mph.

He says, I want the car, too, but she just drives faster and faster.

By now shes up to ninety mph. All right, he says, I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too.

The wife slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.

This makes him a bit nervous, so he says, Isnt there anything you want?

The wife says, No, Ive got everything I need.

Oh, really, he says, So what have you got?

Right before they slam into the wall at a 100 mph, the wife smiles and says,…

The airbag.

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