05
Aug

Honey Lifesavers

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of Lifesaver candies and said, Children, Id like you to close your eyes and taste these. The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons, and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored Lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. Ill give you a hint, said the teacher. Its something your mommy and daddy probably call each other all the time. Instantly, Lil Johnnie coughed his onto the floor and shouted, Spit em out! Spit em out! Theyre assholes!!

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