Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you are.

1-AMBITIOUS – Always ready for a fart.

2-LAZY – Just fizzles

3-AMIABLE – Likes to smell others farts

4-SELFISH – Only enjoys smelling own farts

5-CARELESS – Farts in church

6-SMART ALEC – Farts when ladies are present.

7-CLEVER – Farts and coughs at same time

8-SCIENTIFIC – Bottles own farts

9-STINGY – Belches instead of farting to save asshole

10-FOOLISH – Farts and laughs.

11-SHY – Blushes even when farts silently.

12-CONCEITED – Thinks they can fart loudest.

13-UNLUCKY – Tries to fart and shits pants.

14- TIMID – Jumps when farting.

15-BEWILDERED – cant tell own farts from others.

16-SLOVENLY – Farts and fizzles, rots pants.

17-NERVOUS – Stops in middle of fart.

18-MISERABLE – Cant fart

19-CONFUSED – Face looks so much like ass,

Farts dont know where to go.

20-GROUCH – Grumbles when ladies fart.

21-SNEAKY – Farts and blames it on the dog.

22-DISAPPOINTED – Their farts dont stink.

23-FRESH GUY – Jumps in front of you and farts.

24-BIG BULLY – Farts louder than everyone else.

25-DELUDED – Enjoys all farts thinking they are their own.

26-CUTE – Discovers from farts what others have eaten.

27-WISE – Farts and says Who in hell shit ??

28-DAMNED MEAN – Farts in bed and pulls covers over wifes head.

29-MUSICAL – Tenor or bass Clear as a bell

Smells like shit Sounds like hell.

30-HONEST – Farts and blames in on the hostess.

31-LIVELY – Jumps in air, farts three times, kicks like hell simultaneously.