10
Jun

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Q: How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A1: One – she holds the lightbulb in the socket, stands still and lets the world revolve around her.

A2: 1,000 – One to do it and 999 to say *I* could have done it *better*…

A3: Two – One to do it, and one to push the ladder out from under her.

A4: Three. One to do it, her understudy, and one to say she could have done it better.

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