Little Johnny was 12 years old and, like other boys his age, rather curious. He
had been hearing quite a bit about courting from the older boys and he
wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to his
mother who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny,
she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister
and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning Johnny described
everything he saw to his mother…

Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the
lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her, I figured sis must be getting
sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because
he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would.
Except hes not as smart as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble
finding her heart.

I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started
panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold
because he put it under her skirt. About this time sis got worse and began to
moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This
was when the fever started. I knew it was a fever because sis told him she was
really hot.

Finally, I found what was making them so sick – a big eel had gotten inside his
pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about ten inches
long. Honest! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.

Whatchamaclit, when sis saw it, she got really scared, her eyes got big and her
mouth fell open and she started calling to God and what not. She said it was the
biggest one shed ever seen – I should tell her about the ones down at the lake.

Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a
sudden she made a noise and let the eel go, I guess it bit her back. Then she
grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his
pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again.

Sis laid back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he
helped her by laying on top of the eel. The eel put up a helluva fight. Sis
started moaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess
they wanted to kill the eel.

After a while, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up
and sure enough they had killed the eel. I knew it was dead because it just hung
there limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were
a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He
started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasnt dead! It jumped
straight up and started to fight again, I guess that eels are like cats, they
have nine lives or something.

This time, sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After a
35-minute struggle they finally killed it again. I knew it was dead this time
because I saw siss boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet!