I believe for every drop

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball game gets rained out and a car rusts and…

If you dont like my driving, dont call anyone. Just take another road. Thats why the highway department made so many of them.

When Im feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbors dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Try a little kindness. As little as possible. Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down.

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