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I love playing cards with children. They cant tell youre dealing off the bottom of the deck.

Remember: you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar… Of course, how you spend your leisure time is your business.

A mans best friend is his dog. Thats assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper.

If I won the lottery, I wouldnt be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. Id make my bosss life a living hell for a week or two first.

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