24
Dec

I will do anything to pass

A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

I would do anything to pass this exam. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. I mean… she whispers, …I would do…anything.

He returns her gaze. Anything?

Anything.

His voice softens. Anything??

Absolutely anything.

His voice turns to a whisper. Would you…study?

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