31
Dec

I Will Survive (College Version)

At first I was afraid



Now I’m petrified



That I just can’t keep my GPA



of two point five.



I spent all those stupid nights…



I was just chilling way too long



And that was wrong



But now I know I must be strong



And now they’re back



They’re in my face



I’ve got 3 finals and 2 papers



to be done in just five days!



I should never have gone out



And I should never have partied



‘Cause now all this work I have



It’s all piling up on me!



And I must go



to the library oh



To do research on those papers



And study harder than before



It’s hell, I’ll tell you that



and you know it’s not a lie



But I can’t crumble



I can’t lay down and die



Oh no not I!



I will survive!



If I keep a 2 point O



At least I’ll be alive!



I’ve got five more days to live



and I think my brain will give



But I’ll survive!



I will survive!

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