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Feb

Id Love To But…(Pt II)

More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just dont wanna go to.

ID LOVE TO BUT…

…I did my own thing and now Ive got to undo it. …I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. …I have to floss my pets… …I have to go to the post office to see if Im still wanted. …I want to spend more time with my blender. …Im attending the opening of my garage door. …Im building a pig from a kit. …Im doing door-to-door collecting for static cling. …Im enrolled in aerobic scream therapy. …Im getting my overalls overhauled. …Im going through cherry cheesecake withdrawl. …Im staying home to work on my mottled yogurt sculptures. …Im teaching my ferret to yodel. …Im trying to see how long I can go without saying yes. …Ive got plans to go downtown to try on gloves. …Its my parakeets bowling night. …My patent is pending. …The nice man on television told me to say tuned…

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