If Microsoft was jewish

If Microsoft was jewish …

Instead of getting a General Protection Fault error, your PC would get Ferklempt.
Year 2000 issues are replaced by Year 5760-5761 issues.
Hanukkah screen savers will have Flying Dreidels.
Your PC shuts down automatically at sundown on Friday evenings.
After your computer dies, you would dispose of it within 24 hours.
Your Start button would be replaced with a Lets go! Im not getting any younger! button.
Abort, Retry, Ignore would be replaced with Stop it already – Youre killing me!, You vant I should try it again?, I didnt hear that!.
When disconnecting external devices from the back of your PC, you would be instructed to Remove the cable from your PCs tuchis.
Your multimedia player would be renamed to Nu, so play my music already!.
Internet Explorer would now have a spinning Star of David in the upper right corner.
You would hear the tune Hava Nagila during startup.
Microsoft Office would include A little byte of this, and a little byte of that.
When running scandisk, you will be prompted with a You vant I should fix this? message.
When your PC is working too hard, you would occasionally hear a loud Oy!!!.
A monitor cleaning solution from Manischewitz would advertise that it gets rid of the schmutz on your monitor.
After 20 minutes of no activity, your PC would go Schloffen.
Computer viruses would now be cured with chicken soup.

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