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Apr

In a perfect world…

*25 Things a Wife would say in a perfect world!*

1) Ill swallow it all…I love the taste! 2) Are you sure youve had enough to drink? 3) Im bored. Lets shave my pussy! 4) Shouldnt you be down at the bar with your buddies? 5) That was a great fart! Do another one! 6) Ive decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 7) Youre so sexy when youre hungover. 8) Id rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 9) Lets subscribe to Hustler. 10) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? 11) Say, lets go to the mall so you can check out womens asses. 12) Ill be painting the house. 13) I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too. 14) Honey, our new neighbors 16 year old daughter is sunbathing again, come see! 15) I know its a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again? 16) No, No, Ill take the car for an oil change. 17) Your mother is way better than mine. 18) Do me a favor…forget the stupid Valentines day thing and buy yourself some new clubs. 19) I understand fully…our anniversary comes every year for christs sake, you go hunting with the guys, its a wonderful stress reliever. 20) Oh come on.. what do you say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints and have my friend Bridget over for a threesome! 21) Not the fucking mall again… come on lets go to the new strip joint! 22) Listen, I make enough money for the both of us–why dont you retire and get that nagging golf handicap down to a 7 or

8. 23) You need your sleep…stop getting up for the babys night feedings. 24) If I dont get to blow you soon, I swear I am going to explode!! 25) I signed up for aerobics so that I can get my ankles behind my ears for you!!

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