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Jul

In the Beginning

In the beginning, the plan for a divine human design was painstakingly implemented. How many nerve endings will I put in her hands? asked St. Peter. How many did we put in Adam? asked The Lord. Two hundred, O Mighty One. Then we shall do the same for the woman, The Lord replied. How many nerve endings should we put in her genitals, O Mightiest? How many did we put in Adam? Four hundred and twenty, O Mighty One. Oh yeah, now I remember. We wanted Adam to have a little fun procreating, didnt we? Do the same for woman. Yes, O Great Lord. Wait! Hold it, Pete, give her ten thousand, itll be a hoot to hear her scream out my name…

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