16
Jul

In The Restaurant

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.

The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.

So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later shes back at the doctors.

She says, Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasnt five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right there on the table.

The doctor says, Im sorry, we didnt realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.

Naah… she says, thats okay. We wouldn’t go back to that restaurant anyway.

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