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Dec

Incitement To Diet

The loud repercussions

of diet discussions

Can set you to groaning aloud
By raising the issue

of adipose tissue

With which you feel over endowed.
You determine to lose,

but which method to use?

Theyre all couched in such intricate terms
That you long to get hold

of those wise men of old

Who sponsored the Diet of Worms.

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