International Politics

President George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in
and asks the barman, Isnt that Bush and Powell sitting over there?

The barman says, Yep, thats them.

So the guy walks over and says, Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys
doing in here?

Bush says, Were planning WW III.

And the guy says, Really? Whats going to happen?

Bush says, Well, were going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with big

The guy exclaimed, A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, See, smart ass?! I
told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!

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